Hungry H. McHippo 🎸
🎸 Say hello to Hungry H. McHippo! 🦛 Or just McHippo for short- he won't mind as long as you've got a snack!
Standing at a staggering 6.7 feet tall (and weight over 10,000 pounds!), this lovable chunky rockstar is your band's lead guitarist & food enthusiast! When he's not shredding solos with his pals, he's probably daydreaming about his next meal (or three, or even five). Sure, he might accidentally trip over and crush his own band and stage while chasing a burger on a stick, but that's just part of his charm, appeal, and charisma.
McHippo is OBSESSED with food. He'll give you the biggest, squishiest hugs and loves customers. Just…maybe don't interrupt him during snack time - nobody likes a hangry hippo. And did we forget to mention that he loves lunch time of all things?
But nothing makes this gentle giant happier than a filling brunch session with his pride pack. As he always puts it, “Keep on Brunchin’” ✨🐾